Lederhosen Lucil​.​.​.​Let's Hose!

by Lederhosen Lucil

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1.
You Suck 02:26
You suck - you really messed up your life now you suck - you bought up a psycho wife now you suck - you're going six feet under I can't believe I was ever your lover You suck - and you're a backstabbing coward you suck - too bad your brain never flowered you suck - and no you're not even silly I can't believe I did the nasty with your willy You're never getting out your'e never going nowhere you won't even buy a new pair of underwear soon you'll have white maggots crawling in your short hair then you'll wonder why you never went no where You're never getting out you're never going nowhere you won't even buy a new pair of underwear when you're down below you'll be lying there alone cause a necrophiliac wouldn't touch your little crusty bone You suck and now you'll never be free you suck - a plague on your family you suck - and give your troll girl a kisser cause she's done everyone including your sister You suck - you're going under today You suck - too late there's nothing to say You suck - and no you won't last long cause I'll cut you down with a chisel and a song You're never getting out your'e never going nowhere you won't even buy a new pair of underwear soon you'll have white maggots crawling in your short hair then you'll wonder why you never went no where You're never getting out you're never going nowhere you won't even buy a new pair of underwear when you're down below you'll be lying there alone cause a necrophiliac wouldn't touch your little crusty bone Really really suck! truly truly suck! surely surely used to be six feet tall now you're six feet... never getting out you're never going nowhere when you're down below you'll be lying there alone there You're never getting out you're never going nowhere you won't even buy a new pair of underwear when you're down below you'll be lying there alone cause a necrophiliac wouldn't touch your little crusty bone Really really suck! truly truly suck! surely surely used to be six feet tall now you're six feet SMALL
2.
1, 2, 3, 4 Here I go again - with another allergenic boyfriend It's such a waste - to kiss and then explode into hyperspace I would give my left armpit for a synthetic bubble boy Dander, smoke and woolen things - contact dermatitis in my eyes! J'suis completement fou - je suis un idiot d'etre avec vous Vous me tueras avec des chats - et les chiens aussi et avec laine Je peut donnerai un de mes bras pour un homme plastique - synthetique Tous les choses sont fait par homme - je chante tous ca pour vous bon bon hé hé! When you knock on my back door I have to burn your clothes man it's such a chore It's you I scrub and sterilize before I let your lips near my inner thighs I would give my left armpit for a synthetic bubble boy Dander, smoke and woolen things - contact dermatitis in my eyes! J'suis completement fou - je suis un idiot d'etre avec vous Vous me tueras avec des chats - et les chiens aussi et avec laine Je peut donnerai un de mes bras pour un homme plastique - synthetique Tous les choses sont fait par homme - je chante tous ca pour vous bon bon hé hé!
3.
I once was a girl who used to eat all that I pleased yes I would breeze through the freezer munching fruits, veggies and peas And where did I go? I wasn't walking I was rowing down with styx water flow and you could eat anything that was growing... Then I ate a peach far beyond reach traveled I went and you were standing below saying "don't go" I didn't know... And where did I go? I wasn't walking I was rowing down with styx water flow and you could eat anything that was growing... You were once a boy who used to laugh, giggle and dream then you went to a faraway land because you trusted the word of one man And where did you go? You weren't walking you were rowing down with styx water flow and you could eat anything that was growing Now we've come to the production field where we can grow anything we feel is unreal oh Annaphylaxthis yes Anna relax on Annaphylaxthis yes Anna relax
4.
I think I'm going to throw up all over your office door I've sealed 200 envelopes and closed 3000 doors the day before How can I learn to use my history when I'm filing from A-Z at your high profile company? And I'm flying high - out your window with your office supplies and I'll start an office on my own and I, I long to go out at night It's the only time I get to feel natural light I, I long to go out at night It's the only time I get to feel natural light I think I'm going to yak all over your boardroom door I've data entered 3 times today and I'll double check 5 million times more How can I learn to use my history when I'm filing from A-Z at your high profile company? And I'm flying high - out your window with your office supplies and I'll start an office on my own and I, I long to go out at night It's the only time (only time) I get to feel natural light I, I long to go out at night It's the only time I get to feel natural light
5.
I was picking it up and I was putting it down the Heckler & Koch P7 M8 Pistol I was planning it up and I was planning it sound The S Credit Union on the southside of town But my weapon of choice did not make enough noise so I ordered it up a Walther P88 Made in Germany an operation lock breech with a 9x19 mm Beware of the surf when you're landing on the beach It is the sand boiling up on the surf which is bad for your weapon not the pure salt water Beware of the surf when you're landing on the beach It is the sand boiling up on the surf which is bad for your weapon not the pure salt water When I knew it was time I got out of line I made the rounds of the place with my best sweetie pie face I left my Walther at home as well as my HK Cause I had wanted to bring my new Glock17 It's an Austrian brand that holds 17 rounds and the receiver is a high impact polymer base The plastic pistol looks fake - that's why I pack it in pink We'll give them all a shock at the credit... Beware of the surf when you're landing on the beach It is the sand boiling up on the surf which is bad for your weapon not the pure salt water Beware of the surf when you're landing on the beach It is the sand boiling up on the surf which is bad for your weapon not the pure salt water I was picking it up and I was putting it down the Heckler & Koch P7 M8 Pistol I was planning it up and I was planning it sound The S Credit Union on the southside of town But my weapon of choice did not make enough noise so I ordered it up a Walther P88 Made in Germany an operation lock breech with a 9x19 mm
6.
Shopping and hoppin at the candy shop looking for someone to buy me soda pop pop - like a 'tart' or 'blow' blowpop poptart the sugar makes me ee---goooooo! Saw electric eel with one shoe on toasting hazelnuts and scoping for prawn Prawn - pawn - moves in time waiting for the night to take down the regimite All good scabs must come to an end Peeled and prodded they will never mend All good scars must come to an end Itched and irksome they will never mend Saw the ell in the cheshire room swirling on the brass floor looking to groom whom did I see when I unlocked the door? Mr. pickle foot snacking pinky the boar Boar-dom reigns supreme when you got no time to operate a scheme dream Dream scene on the bean when I take back my consciousness I long to scream aaaaaaaaaaah... All good scabs must come to an end Peeled and prodded they will never mend All good scars must come to an end Itched and irksome they will never mend Shopping and hoppin at the candy shop looking for someone to buy me soda pop pop - like a 'tart' or 'blow' blowpop poptart the sugar makes me ee---goooooo! Saw electric eel with one shoe on toasting hazelnuts and scoping for prawn Prawn - pawn - moves in time waiting for the night to take down the regimite All good scars must come to an end Peeled and prodded they will never mend All good scabs must come to an end Itched and irksome they will never mend
7.
Guten nicht! 00:05
Guten nicht!

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The first Lederhosen Lucil album ever released! Recorded live to DAT at Hawksleytown Studios with engineer Karl Mohr in 1999 (Legend has it that it took 1-take per track and was recorded in less than half an hour...).

Bonus "All Good Scab" DIY video that I shot on 8mm and mini-DV and edited in 1999 that features members of "Solid State Breakdance" crew and the Graduate Diploma in Communications crew.

Those who pay $7 or more for this rare treat will get a random photo postcard sent to you (as pictured in the bonus items...) olde fashioned styles in the mail!

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released September 9, 1999

Keys/Vocals (live!): Lederhosen Lucil (aka Krista Muir)
Audio Engineer/Masterer: Karl Mohr
Cassette Production: Martin!

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Krista Muir Montreal, Québec

hypo records was founded by Krista Muir. She lives in a world of surrealism, cuckoo clocks and antique lampshades. Her multilingual pop albums and genre-bending has taken her and alter ego Lederhosen Lucil around the world and led to collaborations with DJ Kid Koala and filmmaker Kara Blake. "New Math"is her first LIVE off the floor EP. Coming soon: Les Chouettes - chansons yéyé Psychedelique! ... more

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