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You Suck
02:26
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You suck - you really messed up your life now
you suck - you bought up a psycho wife now
you suck - you're going six feet under
I can't believe I was ever your lover
You suck - and you're a backstabbing coward
you suck - too bad your brain never flowered
you suck - and no you're not even silly
I can't believe I did the nasty with your willy
You're never getting out
your'e never going nowhere
you won't even buy a new pair of underwear
soon you'll have white maggots crawling in your short hair
then you'll wonder why you never went no where
You're never getting out
you're never going nowhere
you won't even buy a new pair of underwear
when you're down below you'll be lying there alone
cause a necrophiliac wouldn't touch your little crusty bone
You suck and now you'll never be free
you suck - a plague on your family
you suck - and give your troll girl a kisser
cause she's done everyone including your sister
You suck - you're going under today
You suck - too late there's nothing to say
You suck - and no you won't last long
cause I'll cut you down with a chisel and a song
You're never getting out
your'e never going nowhere
you won't even buy a new pair of underwear
soon you'll have white maggots crawling in your short hair
then you'll wonder why you never went no where
You're never getting out
you're never going nowhere
you won't even buy a new pair of underwear
when you're down below you'll be lying there alone
cause a necrophiliac wouldn't touch your little crusty bone
Really really suck!
truly truly suck!
surely surely
used to be six feet tall now you're six feet...
never getting out
you're never going nowhere
when you're down below you'll be lying there alone there
You're never getting out
you're never going nowhere
you won't even buy a new pair of underwear
when you're down below you'll be lying there alone
cause a necrophiliac wouldn't touch your little crusty bone
Really really suck!
truly truly suck!
surely surely
used to be six feet tall now you're six feet SMALL
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2. |
Here I Go Again
02:18
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1, 2, 3, 4
Here I go again - with another allergenic boyfriend
It's such a waste - to kiss and then explode into hyperspace
I would give my left armpit for a synthetic bubble boy
Dander, smoke and woolen things - contact dermatitis in my eyes!
J'suis completement fou - je suis un idiot d'etre avec vous
Vous me tueras avec des chats - et les chiens aussi et avec laine
Je peut donnerai un de mes bras pour un homme plastique - synthetique
Tous les choses sont fait par homme - je chante tous ca pour vous bon bon hé hé!
When you knock on my back door
I have to burn your clothes man it's such a chore
It's you I scrub and sterilize
before I let your lips near my inner thighs
I would give my left armpit for a synthetic bubble boy
Dander, smoke and woolen things - contact dermatitis in my eyes!
J'suis completement fou - je suis un idiot d'etre avec vous
Vous me tueras avec des chats - et les chiens aussi et avec laine
Je peut donnerai un de mes bras pour un homme plastique - synthetique
Tous les choses sont fait par homme - je chante tous ca pour vous bon bon hé hé!
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3. |
Anna Phylaxis
03:07
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I once was a girl who used to eat all that I pleased
yes I would breeze through the freezer
munching fruits, veggies and peas
And where did I go?
I wasn't walking I was rowing
down with styx water flow
and you could eat anything that was growing...
Then I ate a peach far beyond reach
traveled I went
and you were standing below saying "don't go"
I didn't know...
And where did I go?
I wasn't walking I was rowing
down with styx water flow
and you could eat anything that was growing...
You were once a boy who used to laugh, giggle and dream
then you went to a faraway land
because you trusted the word of one man
And where did you go?
You weren't walking you were rowing
down with styx water flow
and you could eat anything that was growing
Now we've come to the production field
where we can grow anything we feel is unreal
oh Annaphylaxthis yes Anna relax
on Annaphylaxthis yes Anna relax
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4. |
Natural Light
03:04
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I think I'm going to throw up all over your office door
I've sealed 200 envelopes and closed 3000 doors the day before
How can I learn to use my history when I'm filing from A-Z at your high profile company?
And I'm flying high - out your window with your office supplies
and I'll start an office on my own
and
I, I long to go out at night
It's the only time I get to feel natural light
I, I long to go out at night
It's the only time I get to feel natural light
I think I'm going to yak all over your boardroom door
I've data entered 3 times today and I'll double check 5 million times more
How can I learn to use my history when I'm filing from A-Z at your high profile company?
And I'm flying high - out your window with your office supplies
and I'll start an office on my own
and
I, I long to go out at night
It's the only time (only time) I get to feel natural light
I, I long to go out at night
It's the only time I get to feel natural light
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I was picking it up and I was putting it down
the Heckler & Koch P7 M8 Pistol
I was planning it up and I was planning it sound
The S Credit Union on the southside of town
But my weapon of choice did not make enough noise
so I ordered it up a Walther P88
Made in Germany an operation lock breech with a 9x19 mm
Beware of the surf when you're landing on the beach
It is the sand boiling up on the surf
which is bad for your weapon not the pure salt water
Beware of the surf when you're landing on the beach
It is the sand boiling up on the surf
which is bad for your weapon not the pure salt water
When I knew it was time I got out of line
I made the rounds of the place with my best sweetie pie face
I left my Walther at home as well as my HK
Cause I had wanted to bring my new Glock17
It's an Austrian brand that holds 17 rounds
and the receiver is a high impact polymer base
The plastic pistol looks fake - that's why I pack it in pink
We'll give them all a shock at the credit...
Beware of the surf when you're landing on the beach
It is the sand boiling up on the surf
which is bad for your weapon not the pure salt water
Beware of the surf when you're landing on the beach
It is the sand boiling up on the surf
which is bad for your weapon not the pure salt water
I was picking it up and I was putting it down
the Heckler & Koch P7 M8 Pistol
I was planning it up and I was planning it sound
The S Credit Union on the southside of town
But my weapon of choice did not make enough noise
so I ordered it up a Walther P88
Made in Germany an operation lock breech with a 9x19 mm
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6. |
All Good Scabs
02:25
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Shopping and hoppin at the candy shop
looking for someone to buy me soda pop
pop - like a 'tart' or 'blow'
blowpop poptart the sugar makes me ee---goooooo!
Saw electric eel with one shoe on
toasting hazelnuts and scoping for prawn
Prawn - pawn - moves in time
waiting for the night to take down the regimite
All good scabs must come to an end
Peeled and prodded they will never mend
All good scars must come to an end
Itched and irksome they will never mend
Saw the ell in the cheshire room
swirling on the brass floor looking to groom
whom did I see when I unlocked the door?
Mr. pickle foot snacking pinky the boar
Boar-dom reigns supreme
when you got no time to operate a scheme dream
Dream scene on the bean
when I take back my consciousness I long to scream
aaaaaaaaaaah...
All good scabs must come to an end
Peeled and prodded they will never mend
All good scars must come to an end
Itched and irksome they will never mend
Shopping and hoppin at the candy shop
looking for someone to buy me soda pop
pop - like a 'tart' or 'blow'
blowpop poptart the sugar makes me ee---goooooo!
Saw electric eel with one shoe on
toasting hazelnuts and scoping for prawn
Prawn - pawn - moves in time
waiting for the night to take down the regimite
All good scars must come to an end
Peeled and prodded they will never mend
All good scabs must come to an end
Itched and irksome they will never mend
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7. |
Guten nicht!
00:05
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Guten nicht!
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Krista Muir Montreal, Québec
hypo records was founded by Krista Muir. She lives in a world of surrealism, cuckoo clocks and antique lampshades. Her multilingual pop albums and genre-bending has taken her and alter ego Lederhosen Lucil around the world and led to collaborations with DJ Kid Koala and filmmaker Kara Blake. "New Math"is her first LIVE off the floor EP. Coming soon: Les Chouettes - chansons yéyé Psychedelique! ... more
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